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OH, GIVE ME A HOME…
I was thinkin’ ‘bout modern-day travel, for some, Whenever we get urges to roam In 40 foot houses of steel on wheels That possess all the comforts of home.
I compared that to all of the pioneers’ rigs Made of boards and a few rusty nails, When they crammed inside with all that they owned To head down those rough, winding trails.
Their maps were not measured in accurate miles, Showing campgrounds with full service sites. The pioneer followed the sun and North Star And had a scout checkin’ things from great heights. No turn of a key ever made the wheels roll Or motors run by diesel or gas. All the pioneer had was a long willow switch And a horse full of swamp meadow grass.
Compare caviar served from a slide-out nook To a wagon end propped on the ground, Where a pioneer’s diet was bannock and beans From a cauldron passed all around.
Air condition vents was a strong prairie wind, Filling nostrils with thick, choking dirt, And think about the heat in bustles and bloomers ‘stead of shorts and a tank top shirt.
The modern-day rigs have a three-piece bath That includes a nice potty chair. Settlers squatted down behind anything they could And prayed a rattler wasn’t coiled up there.
A hydraulic jack was an old wagon tongue Shoved under a wheel that was broke. It took more than one finger to lift in all up And to set it all down was no joke.
A cell phone was just a small piece of tin, Flashing codes from high on a hill, Or by moccasin telegraph run through the woods, Relayed by a trapper named “Bill”.
But... here’s where the score evens out just a bit And I think you’ll agree that I’m right— Settlers paid a buck for some land of their own And we’re payin’ twenty by the night.
BY MAG MAWHINNEY |
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